Weird Al is “Trapped in the Drive-Thru”
I’ve recently been obsessed with R.Kelly’s “Trapped in the Closet”. It’s just about the most perfect piece of bad art as bad art can get. That’s not to say that R. Kelly or the piece is badly made. It takes a genius with profound imagination to make something so alarmingly bad. R. Kelly is no doubt a musical savant. Plus he allegedly likes to pee on underage girls. I mean, most likely if you’re a dude that would commit to making and releasing something like “Trapped in the Closet”, the fact that he likes to urinate on underage girls wouldn’t surprise me necessarily. As a matter of fact, it would surprise me more if he WASN’T into something kooky like that.
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